Anonymous Asked:
You're not even pregnant :l just fat, seen you in townnnn.
I just need a huge shit.
According to Eddie, I’ve already had the kid.. I just ate him again >.>
Anonymous Asked:
Really wish you'd stop all this "I'm pregnant" bullshit. You're not even pregnant, you can't have kids. Yet, you've apparently been pregnant about 80 times. Surprised you've even let this lie go so far. You're apparantly 7 months gone? What's this endin? You give birth and someone steals your baby? u.u
ah thanks, i’ve been thinking of an excuse, you just made it easy for me :)
Anonymous Asked:
you have turned into a right cunt, you should let your boyfriend breath and let him do what ever the fuck he wants instead of stopping him from having his own space.
Eddie answering: she’s always been a cunt -_-
Anonymous Asked:
a 17 year old boy who is an utter twat, too childish for his own good and walks round dressed in kids shirts. and you, the fattest and most ugliest person in preston who is also too childish for your own good and everyone cowards in your presence cus you might eat them. yeah, you two are gonna make great parents, i feel sorry for your child.
and i feel sorry for your parents :/ presuming you ain’t ate them already, the only sort of people that rip into others and hide behind the internet, are people that are so sad they search for that special somebody to abuse :’) im glad i was your first, i recommend you go and get a fuck yourself :’)
Anonymous Asked:
Feel sorry for Eddie, having to fuck your slack minge.
this is eddie …. i eel sorry or me too bro
Anonymous Asked:
your boyfriend is a fucking faggot. he walks around college with his head up his arse an talks down to everyone. he even made one of my mates move classes cus he's that much of a bully. he also dresses like a 8 year old, sort it out!
Lmao, let me correct you there!
He’s MY faggot. <3
He walks around college with his head HELD UP HIGH. Why? He’s nearly 18 years old, doing extremely well in a medical course, despite the shite he has to put up with, he has me ;) and has a beautiful son arriving in 2 months.
I presume you mean Lauren? Her fault. She decided to pick that course, and from what I’ve heard, she did nothin but fuck around and didn’t bother to do her work. She forgot to bring in a certain piece of work which made Eddie and someone else’s lesson a bit more awkward (I think) so Eddie decided to be honest and tell her what he thought of her ^_^
As for the way he dresses.. So fucking what? Are you his mother? Am I? No. I REALLY do not think their is anythin wrong with the way he dresses and how the hell doe she look like an 8 year old? Haha!
At the end of the day, you must go to college with him and I’m sure he’d love to know who you are ;D so maybe you should speak to him about your problem with him. Warning though, he won’t give two shits ^_^
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Anonymous Asked:
tbh i dont think theres any need to threaten me. i was doin you a favour. your boyfriend spends all day, everyday, online, chattin up girls. meeting up with them, and sleepin with them. all cus your too fat for a decent fuck, jus saying.
LOL, of course he does sweetheart.
And for you to notice you must be a stalker, hm? What is it? You a desperate girl off tagged that offered him a fuck and he turned you down? N’aw, shame.
You can tell you’re the sorta girlfriend that won’t even let their boyfriend breath. Eddie can do what the fuck he wants. if he wants to be online everyday, he can be! I’m not his mother. But we have a thing called trust. It’s obvious he speaks to other girls, theirs no avoiding that. But he isn’t a fucking scumbag.
As for the whole ‘sex’ thing, my sex life is quite fine. He doesn’t exactly complain. But once again, you’re probably another desperate stalker that wants to get in my boyfriends pants ^_^ and to be honest, I’m cool with that! Cus I have, what you can’t.
As for me being fat, well done! Being 7 months pregnant isn’t easy to hide. -_-
Anonymous Asked:
it was me that phoned you about eddie, what i told you was the truth. i wouldn't lie to a pregnant lady, you have a right to know :\
“It was me that phoned you about Eddie”, yet I’m talking to you anonymously. Stupid children these days..
Use your head. If you was that concerned about me, and if what you was saying WAS true. You’d have the balls to talk to me about it properly. However, you didn’t. I never believed a single word that came out of your fucking mouth anyway. Did you honestly think cus I’m pregnant, hormonal, that I’d be gullible enough to believe you? Do you wanna know what I did after you phoned me? I phoned Eddie, and we laughed! Cus people like you are fucking pathetic.
I honestly don’t think people realise how strong me and Eddie are. Try to fuck with my relationship again? I will actually personally hunt you down.
Now do one.
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